""What do you want to eat?" Calvin asked. "They've pretty much got the staple of all the cuisines here. Orion hot dogs, Urcian creamy noodles, Cloverly fish and chips, Bellprix spicy seafood stew - you name it and they can probably make it taste absolutely . . . terrible."
Jiho laughed. "What's the least terrible?"
Calvin and Shane looked at each other. Shane shook his head.
"Dude, these guys have such a special talent that even toast tastes bad," Shane said."
"It's okay, I'm pretty hungry," Jiho said.
"Hmmmm, you like pizza?" Shane asked.
"Never had it," Jiho replied.
"Good, then you won't know how disappointing it actually is."" - The Dragon Egg Princess