The Social Climber's Bible

The Social Climber's Bible

A Book of Manners, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice for the Upwardly Mobile

Book - 2014
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"Welcome fledging Social Climbers! Allow us to show you the way. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, so what's the big deal? You shouldn't be punished for wanting to improve your lot in life! This is America, after all. In the grand tradition of True Prep and The Hipster Handbook, The Social Climber's Bible will teach you everything you need to know to become a pro Mountaineer: The Art of Social Climbing at gallery openings, cocktail parties, and funerals Social Climbing as a family How to handle sex, dating, marriage, and love Your social climbing IQ and how to improve it How to spot a Big Fish, Whale, Turtle or Unicorn, and what they can do for you Johnson & Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson is a lifelong insider in that rarefied world that fans of both Downton Abbey and Gossip Girl dream about. Raconteur Dirk Wittenborn is old enough to remember when sex was safe and cocaine wasn't addictive. In short, Jazz belongs to some of the most exclusive clubs in the world, whereas Dirk has been kicked out of them. Who better to guide you? "--
Publisher: New York : Penguin Books, 2014.
ISBN: 9780143125204
Branch Call Number: 158.2 WITTE
Characteristics: xx, 297 pages ; 19 cm.
Additional Contributors: Johnson, Jazz - Author


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Jul 21, 2015

The authors keep saying the same thing over and over. Also the sentences are very long and awkward. They have items the feel are of immense importance so they put them in boxes only to have them break to the next page creating even more awkwardness in reading.

scuppy Feb 05, 2015

There is no indication as far as I can tell that this book is not available for Kindle, though in the past this was noted on records. The new Nook is still not good. I downloaded it to my laptop and the interface is terrible. Reader beware.

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